AU_BonGs
27-06-2005 20:32:52
so.........
A dude gets all drunked up and walks home with a sheep under his arm.
when he gets there the door it is locked and he has to bang on it for a while
his wife gets to the door and says, " You son of a bitch your drunk again"
The man replies, " do you seee the pig I've been fuckin?"
The womN REPLIES, "Thats not a pig, it is a sheep!"
The man replies, "I wasn't talkin to you!!!"
Beertender
01-07-2005 10:18:18
Stumps first post... damn these forums are doomed
Militant
08-07-2005 10:06:45
Lol!
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? -- Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.