3 doozies that I recently heard...
AU_BonGs
31-12-2005 12:56:54
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call an eithiopian taking a shit?
A show-off
What is the difference between a harley and a hoover?
The location of the dirtbag.
Diveloperz
31-12-2005 14:01:29
LEIK HAHAHAHA ROFLCOPTER ROFLMFAOOL TA HA HA HAHAHAHA ROFLCOPTER UGH!
AU_tl
31-12-2005 17:34:08
rofl
AU_BonGs
31-12-2005 20:35:44
I think diveleporz must have missed his ritalin dose.
Diveloperz
01-01-2006 14:04:13
Ritalin? Whaz dat? shock
kolipo
02-01-2006 21:35:45
ritlin is a pill that doctors give to hyper kids
Fux0r
02-01-2006 21:37:56
[quoteb50d8477b9="kolipo"]ritlin is a pill that doctors give to hyper kids[/quoteb50d8477b9]
you should about it huh wink
AU_BonGs
10-01-2006 21:27:46
What is the only thing better than winning a gold in the special olympics?
-Not Being retarded.
How do you kill 35 flies at once...
-Smack an eithiopian in the head with a frying pan.
How do you spell hypocrite?
-Ask the dude who made that ridiculous post.
Diveloperz
10-01-2006 22:35:29
[quotea1858938c5="AU_BonGs"]What is the only thing better than winning a gold in the special olympics?
-Not Being retarded.[/quotea1858938c5]
lol
KIWI_KiLLaHerTz
11-01-2006 10:24:24
bongs is fucked up ;(
Stumpy_
11-01-2006 20:12:28
at least he aint canadian/french wink
[Elite]_Evo x
12-01-2006 05:58:17
o_O
AU_BonGs
12-01-2006 19:56:18
like i always said....fuck off if you cant take a joke.
Funny is funny...i get maid fun of all the time (from friends and of course i am not succeptibal to doozies) learn about it and get laId.
AU_BonGs
14-01-2006 21:34:20
sorry dudes dont remember this last post either...
Was a rough night went 2 for 2.
KIWI_KiLLaHerTz
15-01-2006 01:34:04
rofl! pwned ;(
bongs join kiwi!
Rambozo
15-01-2006 12:17:06
From dukes of hazzard movie - crap but fun if you know the series.
Why do divorces cost so much?
Because they're worth it.
Not Important
15-01-2006 19:22:06
[quote5e4d4cda0f="Rambozo"]From dukes of hazzard movie - crap but fun if you know the series.
Why do divorces cost so much?
Because they're worth it.[/quote5e4d4cda0f]\
*yawn*
AU_BonGs
15-01-2006 23:00:56
why do women fake orgasms?
-They think we care.
Diveloperz
16-01-2006 14:37:32
How do you stop a Mexican tank?
-Shoot the people pushing it.
GG
AU_BonGs
04-02-2006 18:31:54
what do you call mike tyson with no arms or legs?
Fucking nigger.
Sicilian
08-02-2006 16:03:16
How'd they invent copper wire?
Two jews fighting over a penny.
KIWI_KiLLaHerTz
08-02-2006 22:36:16
[quoteb994890a20="Sicilian"]How'd they invent copper wire?
Two jews fighting over a penny.[/quoteb994890a20]
lol, in belgium they make the exact same joke about dutchlandians ;(
_AFO_Georgie
09-02-2006 03:09:03
[quoteda5c025f96="AU_BonGs"]what do you call mike tyson with no arms or legs?
Fucking nigger.[/quoteda5c025f96]
lol lol Thread winner
[Elite]_Evo x
09-02-2006 03:13:59
whats the fastest thing in the world?
a black man with your mums purse
Beertender
10-02-2006 02:14:54
Whats a turkish triathlon?
Walk to the pool and get back on bike.
KIWI_Rootfifth
10-02-2006 04:44:53
rofl
tw1st3r
16-02-2006 01:59:06
THE BLACKMAN
When Im born Im BLACK
When I grow up Im BLACK
When Im sick Im BLACK
When I die Im BLACK
AND YOU! .... WHITE MAN
When youre born youre PINK
When you grow up youre WHITE
When youre sick youre GREEN
When you go into the sun youre RED
When youre cold youre BLUE
When you die you go PURPLE
AND YOU HAVE THE BLOODY CHEEK TO CALL ME COLOURED
tw1st3r
16-02-2006 02:11:52
Why did so many African-American soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the African-Americans would jump up and start dancing.
tw1st3r
16-02-2006 02:14:03
Why are racists always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.
tw1st3r
16-02-2006 02:15:50
What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.
kolipo
16-02-2006 12:29:32
rofl, i get it
AU_knobi
19-02-2006 09:49:36
i luv em, bongs. more of that.
whats blue and has 24 boobies ?
garbage box in a breast cancer clinic.
(i know my translation skill sux)
[Elite]_Evo x
19-02-2006 12:15:50
whats 100 gay men on the moon?- problem
whats 1000 gay men on the moon?- big problem
whats all the gay men in the world on the moon? problem solved.