Bongs is off the market

AU_BonGs

08-02-2005 16:16:32

Well boys, I am doing something I never thought I would do. TL you can rest easy on keeping your wife, and Nide tell your sister not to cry but.....Looks like I broke down and I am getting married. Insert Jokes now; and no she is not a barrel ass she is actually quite attractive as you can imagine, if I am getting married. Wish me luck and buy me a gun so I can kill myself now instead of just wasting away for the next 30 years.....next thing you know I might actually be a daddy....and won't deny its mine. 8)

AU_sims

08-02-2005 16:56:57

All I can say is... bananaboy bananaboy bananaboy bananaboy bananaboy bananaboy bananaboy bananaboy bananaboy

Oh, and here's your gun... machinegun banghead

AU_tl

08-02-2005 19:03:05

OMG, ROFL, GG, NO FUCKING RE.

Congrats dude, welcome to the club of ball and chain owners. Soon you'll be asking permission to play video games like o4b D.

AU_sims

08-02-2005 21:17:44

Wait, let's do it again.

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Anyway congrats. And check out your new description under your name.

AU_nide

08-02-2005 22:40:44

holy shit

no that doesn't do

holy motherfucking ass raping shit

ok better.

hehe man that is awesome, good luck with it all and I wish you all the best.

I wonder who the next AU to get married will be...... prolly sims considering he is such a ladies man p

Rambozo

08-02-2005 23:34:32

Won't be me unless I meet a criminally insane housekeeper.

Congratulate or commiserate - bit of both for ya bongs!

TheGoodEvil

09-02-2005 10:04:10

so you're not gay? wow now i feel so embarrased now, i thought you were "other than heterosexual". sorry to here you gave up on life so quickly my friend, it was fun while it lasted just make sure you keep a cot in the closet something tells me you'll be relying on that in the not so distant futureD

j/k

gratz dude, i'd send you a present but i don't condone suicide (

P

TGE

KIWI_Rootfifth

09-02-2005 13:50:50

so why do u pll get married if u already know ur gonna be misserable?

TheGoodEvil

09-02-2005 13:55:39

it's fast reliable booty for a while... why else... p

TGE

KIWI_Rootfifth

09-02-2005 14:09:10

and u couldnt get that from a girlfriend u just live with?

AU_BonGs

09-02-2005 14:50:33

Is that why u asked me to fuck you in the ass TGE? I just thought you were joking. P Rooty; I am exagerating for effect....She cooks, she cleans, she is funny, she is pretty decent looking and she lets me do what I want....So, I gave in to pressure....I can always skip town if I don't like the way things are turning out. wink

KIWI_Rootfifth

09-02-2005 15:29:35

lol touche

Rambozo

09-02-2005 20:17:09

The reason so many folks get divorced is that so many folks get married.

Beertender

12-02-2005 11:34:29

Congrats bongs... Finally a female who agrees on giving you anal with a dildo ^^




































lol that made no sense =/



Teh weird, gl hf in teh marriage bongzo!

AU_tl

21-06-2005 22:21:46

Congrats bongers. Welcome to the world of the ball & chain. Make sure you get a hall pass to go to the bathroom... you're gonna need her permission lol

AU_BonGs

25-06-2005 09:11:09

thanks dude...I don't hate her yet...still hopin to get some anal.... shock

AU_sims

25-06-2005 09:50:33

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congrats

AU_DreAdKnIGhT

25-06-2005 13:06:20

congrats wink