Rambozo
27-01-2005 17:17:05
Lesson 1.
Windows are not really windows, they are boxes, boxes that you put stuff in, and there are other boxes that go in those boxes, which is windows within windows, kind of like Chinese dolls, but different. You can put bigger windows in smaller windows but you can’t do that with Chinese dolls or they break.
Sometimes when you are on the internet and you open a window another window you never tried to open will open, this is called a pop-up. Not like a pop up book, but a pop up window. Sometimes it is a porn pop up causing pop ups in your pants. When a porn pop up causes a pants pop up make sure pops not up, ha ha, little joke there.
If you break your windows, you have to call a geek, but if you break your pop up, you may as well work in theatre.
The thing that you are reading this on is called a screen, not like a fire-screen, although it might stop sparks too. Others call it a monitor, a display, or, you fucking piece of shit.
In your hand is a mouse, no, in your other hand. A computer mouse doesn’t eat cheese but after a while they do collect a bit of cheese around their balls. A mouse is used to open windows, like a brick, but it is a mouse.
Sometimes someone else’s mouse will open your windows, these people are hackers. Hackers play with Chinese dolls and open other peoples windows with their mouse. All hackers have cheesy balls and were taunted in the schoolyard. They are also known as ubergeeks, cunts, and virgins.
TheGoodEvil
27-01-2005 19:10:43
is that original or copied?
TGE
Rambozo
27-01-2005 19:20:25
that's me ;)
It's one of the characters for a show I'm writing called Skool.
I'm doing 5 or 6 teachers over a days lessons and have 2 other comics as schoolkids (one a babe in school uniform D ) in the hall 'between lessons' as I change characters.
Computer Tutor I thought would appeal to you'se geek types.
AU_sims
27-01-2005 21:13:44
Hehe, thought it was pretty funny point
AFO_Forsaken
27-01-2005 21:29:08
[quote104a828805]babe in school uniform[/quote104a828805]
Yeah, that sounds good.
Uhh, what was this topic about again? Can't recall atm...
P.S. I lieh t3h script, it's uncannily good buttrock
KIWI_KiLLaHerTz
31-01-2005 06:24:28
[quote80659a0bfd="AU_Rambozo"]Lesson 1.
Windows are not really windows, they are boxes, boxes that you put stuff in, and there are other boxes that go in those boxes, which is windows within windows, kind of like Chinese dolls, but different. You can put bigger windows in smaller windows but you can’t do that with Chinese dolls or they break.
Sometimes when you are on the internet and you open a window another window you never tried to open will open, this is called a pop-up. Not like a pop up book, but a pop up window. Sometimes it is a porn pop up causing pop ups in your pants. When a porn pop up causes a pants pop up make sure pops not up, ha ha, little joke there.
If you break your windows, you have to call a geek, but if you break your pop up, you may as well work in theatre.
The thing that you are reading this on is called a screen, not like a fire-screen, although it might stop sparks too. Others call it a monitor, a display, or, you fucking piece of shit.
In your hand is a mouse, no, in your other hand. A computer mouse doesn’t eat cheese but after a while they do collect a bit of cheese around their balls. A mouse is used to open windows, like a brick, but it is a mouse.
Sometimes someone else’s mouse will open your windows, these people are hackers. Hackers play with Chinese dolls and open other peoples windows with their mouse. All hackers have cheesy balls and were taunted in the schoolyard. They are also known as ubergeeks, cunts, and virgins.[/quote80659a0bfd]
wow.... never knew that.... shock